Sometimes you need to read things a few times to make sense of them. Like the fact that Azature launched a $1 million bottle of nail polish. One. Million. Dollars. for a bottle of nail polish. The ridiculous lacquer is infused with 98 carats of white diamonds and one Azature black diamond. What, only one black diamond? Plus, don’t forget the 1,400 individually hand-selected diamonds set in the platinum cap. Of course.
The launch event last week in Los Angeles was quite the soiree, with the polish being held behind glass, and white snakes slithering guard. Go on, take a second to process that image. Kelly Osbourne was the lucky model chosen to wear the polish for the event, and if we are being honest, it looked just like regular chunky glitter.
If you were planning on running down to the drug store to grab a bottle, you’re out of luck. This is a charity product, and there is a little competition brewing between Kelly Osbourne and Toni Braxton (Toni Braxton wore the polish for her recent appearance on Leno). If Kelly sells the bottle, a big cut of the proceeds will go to The Sharon Osbourne Colon Cancer Foundation, and Race to Erase MS. If Toni makes the sale, the proceeds go to Lupus LA. Azature are also selling a $30 version of the polish, if a cool mill is a little out of the budget right now.